1 00:00:33,945 --> 00:00:36,117 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:41,852 ["Stayin' Alive" playing] 3 00:00:52,105 --> 00:00:54,756 ♪ You can tell By the way I use my walk ♪ 4 00:00:54,756 --> 00:00:57,450 ♪ I'm a woman's man No time to talk ♪ 5 00:00:57,450 --> 00:00:59,622 ♪ Music loud and women warm ♪ 6 00:00:59,622 --> 00:01:02,402 ♪ I've been kicked around Since I was born ♪ 7 00:01:02,402 --> 00:01:04,791 ♪ It's alright, it's okay ♪ 8 00:01:04,791 --> 00:01:07,355 ♪ You may look the other way ♪ 9 00:01:07,355 --> 00:01:09,614 ♪ We can try to understand ♪ 10 00:01:09,614 --> 00:01:11,743 ♪ The New York Times' Effect on man ♪ 11 00:01:11,743 --> 00:01:14,089 ♪ Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother ♪ 12 00:01:14,089 --> 00:01:16,826 ♪ You're stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 13 00:01:17,174 --> 00:01:19,651 ♪ Feel the city breaking And everybody shaking, people ♪ 14 00:01:19,651 --> 00:01:21,823 ♪ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 15 00:01:21,823 --> 00:01:26,514 ♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪ 16 00:01:26,514 --> 00:01:34,075 ♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha Stayin' alive... ♪ 17 00:01:48,803 --> 00:01:50,888 Can I have some breakfast, please? 18 00:01:51,323 --> 00:01:54,016 It's three quid for a cup of coffee and a bacon sandwich. 19 00:02:03,445 --> 00:02:04,530 And obviously, 20 00:02:04,530 --> 00:02:06,615 if you wanted it heated up it's another tenner. 21 00:02:07,484 --> 00:02:08,571 Oh. Okay. 22 00:02:08,571 --> 00:02:11,264 That's the orange ones, right? 23 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:14,306 [chuckles] 24 00:02:15,957 --> 00:02:18,042 And it's another tenner to park your Jeep. 25 00:02:19,215 --> 00:02:20,345 Of course. Uh... 26 00:02:21,343 --> 00:02:22,778 - There you go. - [laughs] 27 00:02:22,778 --> 00:02:24,906 Excuse me, love? You do realize he's taking th-- 28 00:02:24,906 --> 00:02:27,253 Uh, why don't you go to the bathroom, Mandy? 29 00:02:27,557 --> 00:02:28,904 Use the big mirror, eh? 30 00:02:32,423 --> 00:02:35,160 You can put lipstick on a pig, Mand. 31 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,724 It's still a pig! 32 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,461 Yeah, yeah, fuck off. 33 00:02:38,461 --> 00:02:40,504 [both laughing] 34 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:44,891 May I use your bathroom? 35 00:02:44,891 --> 00:02:46,977 Of course, you can, darling! 36 00:02:48,107 --> 00:02:49,192 Ten pounds. 37 00:03:13,218 --> 00:03:14,522 Can I help? 38 00:03:16,390 --> 00:03:18,692 Why do you work for a man who speaks to you like that? 39 00:03:18,692 --> 00:03:19,997 No idea, darling. 40 00:03:19,997 --> 00:03:22,863 But it's probably the same reason I married the bastard. 41 00:03:23,646 --> 00:03:25,991 Why do you stay married to a man who doesn't love you? 42 00:03:29,641 --> 00:03:31,335 You're weird. 43 00:03:32,596 --> 00:03:35,289 Are you foreign or summat? You don't sound foreign. 44 00:03:36,376 --> 00:03:37,549 Sort of. 45 00:03:41,893 --> 00:03:43,197 Can I have some of that? 46 00:03:46,151 --> 00:03:47,237 [sighs] 47 00:03:48,150 --> 00:03:49,279 Just have the lot, darling. 48 00:03:49,279 --> 00:03:51,104 It's cheap shit anyway. 49 00:03:51,842 --> 00:03:52,929 And listen. 50 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:56,360 That fella of mine just stole from you. 51 00:03:56,882 --> 00:03:58,403 You do know that, don't you? 52 00:04:13,870 --> 00:04:15,521 [sighs] 53 00:04:19,474 --> 00:04:22,863 You can be a right arsehole sometimes, Carl, you know th-- 54 00:04:23,384 --> 00:04:25,079 [groaning] 55 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:27,511 What he fuck? 56 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:41,371 Oi! Stop! 57 00:04:45,846 --> 00:04:47,018 Is everything okay? 58 00:04:47,018 --> 00:04:48,323 Not really, no! 59 00:04:48,323 --> 00:04:50,147 [breathing heavily] 60 00:04:50,668 --> 00:04:52,146 You forgot your bacon sarnie. 61 00:04:53,797 --> 00:04:55,317 That's okay, Mandy. 62 00:04:55,317 --> 00:04:57,663 I've had enough pig for one day. 63 00:05:04,788 --> 00:05:07,004 Argh! Ow... 64 00:05:07,004 --> 00:05:09,350 Oh, God, that got me right in the eye! 65 00:05:10,524 --> 00:05:11,566 You know what, 66 00:05:11,566 --> 00:05:14,390 if it's all right with you, I will have that sandwich. Just... 67 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:16,692 The pig line came to me and I just kind of rolled with it 68 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:18,734 but I really am quite starving so... 69 00:05:18,996 --> 00:05:21,298 Thanks so much, that's really nice of you. 70 00:05:21,298 --> 00:05:22,471 See you. 71 00:05:23,601 --> 00:05:24,774 [engine sputtering] 72 00:05:25,164 --> 00:05:28,814 Oh, just warming the old girl up. [chuckles] 73 00:05:28,814 --> 00:05:30,508 Here we go. 74 00:05:31,508 --> 00:05:33,202 Ooh, oh. [chuckles] 75 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:34,549 ["Staying Alive" continues playing] 76 00:05:37,286 --> 00:05:42,500 ♪ Life's goin' nowhere Somebody help me ♪ 77 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,715 ♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪ 78 00:05:49,190 --> 00:05:51,536 ♪ I'm goin' nowhere ♪ 79 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:55,186 ♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪ 80 00:06:01,703 --> 00:06:03,702 [waves splashing] 81 00:06:05,743 --> 00:06:07,221 [thunder rumbling] 82 00:06:55,489 --> 00:06:57,271 [Jay] Look, all I'm saying is, Nick, 83 00:06:57,271 --> 00:06:59,790 you've never been very good with women, have you? 84 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:01,093 What's that got to do with anything? 85 00:07:01,093 --> 00:07:02,832 Well, you've just been dumped, kid. 86 00:07:02,832 --> 00:07:04,656 Yeah, by someone I was with for three years. 87 00:07:04,656 --> 00:07:06,047 I'm not having a go, mate. I'm just saying that 88 00:07:06,047 --> 00:07:07,698 when it comes to girls, 89 00:07:07,698 --> 00:07:09,523 you've always been a duck out of water. 90 00:07:10,001 --> 00:07:12,651 - What? So, completely fine then? - Eh? 91 00:07:12,651 --> 00:07:15,822 Ducks are amphibious, Jay, so they're completely fine in or out of water. 92 00:07:15,822 --> 00:07:17,690 - Bullshit. - What do you mean "bullshit"? 93 00:07:17,690 --> 00:07:19,341 This is what I'm talking about, bro. 94 00:07:19,341 --> 00:07:22,686 No one cares about all of your University bullshit. 95 00:07:22,686 --> 00:07:25,598 We literally learn that in year two, Jay. That's not even junior school. 96 00:07:25,598 --> 00:07:27,423 Okay, look. The point is, 97 00:07:27,423 --> 00:07:29,334 no matter how clever you think you are, 98 00:07:29,334 --> 00:07:32,766 you're never gonna get anywhere 'cause you've got shit clothes. 99 00:07:32,766 --> 00:07:34,200 - Right. - A shit haircut. 100 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,633 - Okay. - And a dick like a burst balloon. 101 00:07:36,633 --> 00:07:39,065 I've got a perfectly average-sized penis, Jay! 102 00:07:40,152 --> 00:07:41,238 [laughing] 103 00:07:42,367 --> 00:07:44,713 - Okay. Do you want to get over Ellie? - Not really. 104 00:07:44,713 --> 00:07:46,104 Do you want to prove that you're the big man? 105 00:07:46,104 --> 00:07:47,668 - Obviously not. - Okay, then you have to speak 106 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:50,101 to the next woman who walks in this pub. Whoever they are. 107 00:07:50,101 --> 00:07:52,100 I literally said "no" to both those things. 108 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:54,576 -'Cause you want me to say it? - No. 109 00:07:55,098 --> 00:07:56,357 - I'm gonna. - Don't. 110 00:07:56,357 --> 00:07:57,617 - I will say it. - Don't say it. 111 00:07:57,617 --> 00:07:58,790 - I shall say it. - Please, don't. 112 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:00,181 - I'm gonna say it. - I'd rather you didn't. 113 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:02,743 You're my little bro and... 114 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:04,004 [sighs] 115 00:08:05,307 --> 00:08:09,522 I love you! 116 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,303 [scats] 117 00:08:13,302 --> 00:08:15,995 And I want you to have some fun. All right? 118 00:08:16,777 --> 00:08:19,905 - [clicks tongue] - No! This is not non-negotiable. 119 00:08:19,905 --> 00:08:21,816 You mean it is non-negotiable. 120 00:08:21,816 --> 00:08:22,990 What? 121 00:08:23,598 --> 00:08:24,772 Don't worry. 122 00:08:25,423 --> 00:08:27,638 Whoa, whoa, here we go. Bro, bro, bro, look, look, look. 123 00:08:27,638 --> 00:08:31,983 Welcome, my friend, to the woman of your dreams. 124 00:08:31,983 --> 00:08:34,025 [thunderclap] 125 00:08:43,192 --> 00:08:45,495 - [gasps] - [glass breaking] 126 00:08:45,495 --> 00:08:47,189 - I am so sorry. - [men laughing] 127 00:08:47,189 --> 00:08:49,839 I will get you another one at the bar. 128 00:08:49,839 --> 00:08:52,577 Ooh, ooh, sorry. Sorry, sorry. 129 00:08:52,577 --> 00:08:55,271 Ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow. 130 00:08:55,271 --> 00:08:57,096 - [chuckles softly] - [barman] You all right? 131 00:08:57,442 --> 00:08:59,528 - [sighs] - [whispering] Now, now, now... 132 00:08:59,528 --> 00:09:01,527 - [Kim] Can I have a glass of cider? - [barman] Sure. 133 00:09:01,527 --> 00:09:03,656 And whatever the angry looking man 134 00:09:03,656 --> 00:09:04,959 behind me was drinking. 135 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:06,349 Thank you. 136 00:09:08,565 --> 00:09:10,737 - [whispering indistinctly] - [grunts] 137 00:09:32,764 --> 00:09:34,025 Can I ask you something? 138 00:09:34,025 --> 00:09:36,110 Yes! Yeah, fire away, amigo. 139 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,978 Not amigo. Just friend. 140 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,281 Not that we're friends. 141 00:09:39,281 --> 00:09:41,714 Although they do say a stranger is a friend you haven't met yet. 142 00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:43,017 We've technically met, haven't we? 143 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:46,233 I guess it sort of depends on definitions of like... 144 00:09:48,883 --> 00:09:51,273 - Sorry, you had a question. - Yes. 145 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,485 This is definitely a shoe, right? 146 00:09:58,267 --> 00:09:59,484 Yeah... 147 00:09:59,484 --> 00:10:02,308 I mean just... I feel like there's been some sort of a fundamental mistake. 148 00:10:02,308 --> 00:10:04,740 I mean, no one else seems to be wearing them. 149 00:10:04,740 --> 00:10:05,914 Right. 150 00:10:05,914 --> 00:10:08,390 Sorry, it's just that I've never really dressed up 151 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:11,128 this smart before, and I'm feeling a bit... 152 00:10:11,128 --> 00:10:12,778 Yeah. No, no, no, completely. That's... 153 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,733 It's the same for the one out of She's All That. 154 00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:17,557 - Look what happened there. - What did happen there? 155 00:10:17,557 --> 00:10:19,208 Well, at the start of the film everyone's like, 156 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:22,771 "she's not all that" and then she pops this dress on by the end 157 00:10:22,771 --> 00:10:24,205 and then everyone's kicking themselves, 158 00:10:24,205 --> 00:10:26,811 'cause they're like, "Ah, it turns out she was all that all along!" 159 00:10:26,811 --> 00:10:28,854 It's a classic. You've got to watch it. 160 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:31,678 Okay. 161 00:10:34,328 --> 00:10:35,805 I'll put it on my list. 162 00:10:47,839 --> 00:10:49,142 [chuckles softly] 163 00:10:56,963 --> 00:10:58,614 [both chuckle softly] 164 00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:45,710 [gun cocking] 165 00:11:47,622 --> 00:11:48,707 - [gunshot] - [birds cawing] 166 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:51,054 [Nicky] Wow, so this was taken on their first date? 167 00:11:51,054 --> 00:11:54,616 Yeah, that's why I wanted this place to be my first pub. 168 00:11:54,616 --> 00:11:57,223 I thought it would be nice to come for a drink here with Dad. 169 00:11:57,223 --> 00:11:59,048 Oh, is he coming down? 170 00:11:59,526 --> 00:12:00,829 Oh, sort of. 171 00:12:01,524 --> 00:12:03,045 You're leaning on him. 172 00:12:03,045 --> 00:12:05,652 [gasps] Oh, God! I'm so... I'm so sorry. 173 00:12:05,652 --> 00:12:07,041 Oh, my God. I... I... 174 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:09,084 You don't need to apologize to him. He's dead. 175 00:12:09,084 --> 00:12:10,735 - He can't hear you. - [chuckles] 176 00:12:14,645 --> 00:12:16,643 You want to ask me, don't you? 177 00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:18,207 Ask you... 178 00:12:18,207 --> 00:12:20,466 Why this is my first time in a pub? 179 00:12:20,988 --> 00:12:22,465 Or in those shoes? 180 00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:26,766 Or why the only four films, I've seen in my life are Terminator 2, 181 00:12:26,766 --> 00:12:29,938 Shawshank Redemption, Home Alone 2 and Braveheart. 182 00:12:29,938 --> 00:12:31,720 Yeah, no, I do, actually. 183 00:12:32,979 --> 00:12:35,022 I'm afraid I've got some bad news, Nicky. 184 00:12:58,482 --> 00:12:59,612 Kim? 185 00:13:09,691 --> 00:13:10,908 Kim? 186 00:13:12,602 --> 00:13:15,426 It's your turn to disembowel dinner when you got a sec. 187 00:13:22,248 --> 00:13:23,421 Kim? 188 00:13:23,421 --> 00:13:24,680 [knock at door] 189 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:40,929 [Kim] Dear Mum. 190 00:13:41,277 --> 00:13:44,665 I'm sorry for leaving, but I knew that you would try and stop me. 191 00:13:45,838 --> 00:13:47,315 The thing is, 192 00:13:47,924 --> 00:13:50,487 I finally feel ready to try new things. 193 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,355 Work out what's out there for me. 194 00:13:54,006 --> 00:13:55,527 And make things right... 195 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,048 for Dad. 196 00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:58,568 For all of us. 197 00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:03,043 I'm not a little girl anymore. 198 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,041 I can look after myself, Mum. 199 00:14:06,432 --> 00:14:08,604 The world is a scary place. 200 00:14:08,604 --> 00:14:09,995 - [whirring] - [gasps] 201 00:14:10,385 --> 00:14:11,776 But it is just like he said 202 00:14:11,776 --> 00:14:15,382 in that beautiful poem he wrote for my 21st birthday. 203 00:14:15,642 --> 00:14:17,467 I've got all my life to live. 204 00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,379 And all my love to give. 205 00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:21,464 And as long as I know how to love. 206 00:14:21,464 --> 00:14:23,202 I know I'll stay alive. 207 00:14:25,853 --> 00:14:27,721 I will survive, Mum. 208 00:14:33,759 --> 00:14:34,846 Love, Kim. 209 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,620 So just to be clear, the end of the world is coming tomorrow? 210 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:49,183 No. I'm saying it could be tomorrow, 211 00:14:49,183 --> 00:14:50,356 but when it does happen, 212 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,485 the more off grid you are the better chance you'll have. 213 00:14:52,485 --> 00:14:55,222 - So how's it gonna happen? - Nuclear war, probably. 214 00:14:55,222 --> 00:14:57,785 - Oh. - But it could be artificial intelligence. 215 00:14:57,785 --> 00:14:59,350 Polar ice caps melting. 216 00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:01,912 The next outbreak of fish measles could wipe us out entirely. 217 00:15:01,912 --> 00:15:03,086 I'm sorry? Fish... 218 00:15:03,086 --> 00:15:05,214 My mum always says the defining feature of humanity 219 00:15:05,214 --> 00:15:06,475 is impatience. 220 00:15:06,475 --> 00:15:07,822 Even for its own destruction. 221 00:15:07,822 --> 00:15:09,125 Our mum always says 222 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,341 that one cheese toastie 223 00:15:10,341 --> 00:15:11,514 is never enough, 224 00:15:11,514 --> 00:15:13,556 but two is always too much. 225 00:15:14,556 --> 00:15:15,772 [chuckles] 226 00:15:15,772 --> 00:15:18,161 You're only making fun of me because the government is hiding 227 00:15:18,161 --> 00:15:21,073 how bad it truly is. If you had any idea-- 228 00:15:21,073 --> 00:15:23,245 No, no. I am on your side, bro. 229 00:15:23,245 --> 00:15:24,635 Don't believe their lies, man. 230 00:15:24,635 --> 00:15:26,633 Like, "Yeah guys. Shall we just 231 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:28,936 get on a spaceship and go 'to the moon.'" 232 00:15:28,936 --> 00:15:33,021 As if, man. One giant leap for fucking bullshit, mate. 233 00:15:33,021 --> 00:15:34,193 Okay. All right. 234 00:15:34,193 --> 00:15:36,149 So, Kim, you said your mum told you all this? 235 00:15:36,149 --> 00:15:37,408 You think we're wrong then? 236 00:15:38,147 --> 00:15:39,493 Well, no. I'm just saying. 237 00:15:39,493 --> 00:15:41,145 I think even if we are all fucked, 238 00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:42,535 I'd rather take my chances 239 00:15:42,535 --> 00:15:44,273 in the real world, than hide away 240 00:15:44,273 --> 00:15:45,793 in the middle of nowhere in a cave. 241 00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:46,966 It's a hut. 242 00:15:46,966 --> 00:15:48,530 My mum only makes me sleep in the cave 243 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,833 when the bald man comes to fix the generator. 244 00:15:55,612 --> 00:15:57,307 Yeah, that thing breaks down a lot. 245 00:15:58,002 --> 00:15:59,088 [bell dinging] 246 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,478 What does that mean? 247 00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:11,339 Okay, fun thought. Let's say it is the end of the world 248 00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:13,555 and we all had two weeks to live. What would you do? 249 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:17,770 Easy. I'd marry my girlfriend on, like, a roller coaster or summat. 250 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,595 - [smirks] - Nice. Nicky? 251 00:16:20,115 --> 00:16:22,766 I would write a lot, paint, 252 00:16:22,766 --> 00:16:24,504 seek out the majesty of nature. 253 00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:25,721 Oh, really? 254 00:16:25,721 --> 00:16:28,979 No. I'd eat donuts and try to have sex with people. 255 00:16:29,935 --> 00:16:32,281 That's good, because if no one wanted to have sex with you, 256 00:16:32,281 --> 00:16:33,888 then you could just use the donuts. 257 00:16:33,888 --> 00:16:35,365 That was my thinking exactly. 258 00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:36,886 All right, go on, Kim, what about you? 259 00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:38,667 Um... 260 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,317 Sex and donuts sounds good to me. 261 00:16:41,317 --> 00:16:42,751 Well, then there we are then, guys. 262 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,315 To the end of the world, baby. 263 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:51,397 [indistinct conversation] 264 00:17:04,996 --> 00:17:07,168 Me and Ellie had been together three years. 265 00:17:08,472 --> 00:17:09,731 Met at Uni. 266 00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:11,730 You know how it goes. 267 00:17:14,293 --> 00:17:16,117 I guess it wasn't mutual then? 268 00:17:16,857 --> 00:17:17,942 It was, actually. 269 00:17:17,942 --> 00:17:19,203 It was a mutual decision 270 00:17:19,203 --> 00:17:20,766 between her and her new boyfriend. 271 00:17:20,766 --> 00:17:22,505 [both chuckle] 272 00:17:23,548 --> 00:17:24,807 - [alarm beeping] - Oh. 273 00:17:30,151 --> 00:17:31,628 Don't you have to take your pollution pill? 274 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,105 What? 275 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,015 You are immunized, I guess. 276 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,231 Did your mum give you those by any chance? 277 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:40,882 Yeah. 278 00:17:43,315 --> 00:17:46,834 I can't believe this your first trip into civilization. 279 00:17:47,312 --> 00:17:48,833 Like... ever. 280 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,134 Well, I did the supply run a few times. 281 00:17:54,611 --> 00:17:57,175 But I guess that's just in and out so... 282 00:17:59,086 --> 00:18:00,824 And why did you decide to leave now? 283 00:18:01,650 --> 00:18:02,736 I haven't left. 284 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,038 I'm going back. 285 00:18:06,255 --> 00:18:08,818 Just felt like now is a good time to... 286 00:18:09,383 --> 00:18:11,555 cross some things off my list, I guess. 287 00:18:13,598 --> 00:18:15,422 You and Jay are quite different then? 288 00:18:16,726 --> 00:18:18,680 Our dad died when we were kids, 289 00:18:19,288 --> 00:18:21,678 so that sort of brought us together. 290 00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:26,283 I'm sorry. I feel bad now. 291 00:18:26,283 --> 00:18:27,457 That's all right. 292 00:18:28,152 --> 00:18:30,324 He had this landscaping business. 293 00:18:31,324 --> 00:18:34,625 And me and Jay, we've always had this plan to... 294 00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:36,450 resurrect it. 295 00:18:37,188 --> 00:18:38,449 But you don't want to? 296 00:18:40,012 --> 00:18:41,620 I studied English at Uni. 297 00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:45,139 I've been offered this internship in London. 298 00:18:45,617 --> 00:18:47,529 It's gonna break his heart. 299 00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,612 [typing] 300 00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:01,171 So, how did your dad die? 301 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,604 Heart attack. 302 00:19:04,082 --> 00:19:05,167 Yours? 303 00:19:36,188 --> 00:19:37,318 Yeah, same. 304 00:19:41,358 --> 00:19:42,705 He died when I was six. 305 00:19:42,705 --> 00:19:45,573 That's kind of the reason why me and Mum left in the first place. 306 00:19:48,136 --> 00:19:49,265 It's funny. 307 00:19:50,178 --> 00:19:53,132 My dad died the exact same day my little cousin was born. 308 00:19:53,654 --> 00:19:55,913 We even passed my aunt in the hospital. 309 00:19:58,477 --> 00:20:01,691 It's like there's a finite amount of love allowed in the world. 310 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,255 Exactly. 311 00:20:05,776 --> 00:20:08,947 And you've got a pour a bit out to make room for the next bit. 312 00:20:20,547 --> 00:20:21,633 [Jay] Guys! 313 00:20:21,633 --> 00:20:23,675 Oh, my God! Come quick! 314 00:20:24,066 --> 00:20:26,586 Yo, yo, I'm serious. You lot need to come right now. 315 00:20:29,584 --> 00:20:32,016 Kim, your mum was right. It's happening. 316 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,972 Dude, it's fucking happening. 317 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:40,966 But it's okay, 'cause I found some donuts in the kitchen. 318 00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:42,139 [chuckling] 319 00:20:44,747 --> 00:20:46,224 [Kim] Oh, my God! 320 00:20:48,049 --> 00:20:49,700 Is this happening right now? 321 00:20:50,264 --> 00:20:51,481 How did it start? 322 00:20:51,481 --> 00:20:54,348 - Kim, there isn't any-- - Chlorinated chicken... 323 00:20:54,783 --> 00:20:57,215 and climate change. 324 00:20:58,476 --> 00:21:01,386 - Combined. - Okay, one of us needs to call the WHO. 325 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:02,559 - The who? - Exactly. 326 00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:04,514 - What? - Oh, never mind, I need to go. 327 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:05,949 - Hold on a second. - I just don't believe it. 328 00:21:05,949 --> 00:21:07,730 You spend your whole life thinking the world's gonna end 329 00:21:07,730 --> 00:21:09,772 in the blink of an eye and then suddenly it is. 330 00:21:09,772 --> 00:21:11,597 Okay, seriously, Kim, don't worry, there's nothing actually-- 331 00:21:11,597 --> 00:21:14,681 Nicky, this is such a serious situation. 332 00:21:14,681 --> 00:21:16,114 There's nothing actually what? 333 00:21:16,114 --> 00:21:17,287 There's nothing actually to-- 334 00:21:21,632 --> 00:21:23,197 that we can do right now. 335 00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:25,368 You're right. 336 00:21:29,757 --> 00:21:31,625 - This isn't funny. - It fucking is! 337 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:32,798 Jay! 338 00:21:32,798 --> 00:21:35,405 It was just a joke 'cause of the whole sex, doughnuts, 339 00:21:35,405 --> 00:21:38,273 end of the world thing. I didn't think she would actually believe it. 340 00:21:39,228 --> 00:21:40,314 [door closes] 341 00:21:44,572 --> 00:21:45,658 Whoa. 342 00:21:49,829 --> 00:21:51,828 Kim! Kim! 343 00:21:53,348 --> 00:21:54,564 Get in the car. 344 00:21:54,999 --> 00:21:56,910 Don't worry, Dad. There's enough time. 345 00:22:04,253 --> 00:22:05,990 [Jay] Where the hell is she going anyway? 346 00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:08,033 [Nicky] Just shut up and follow her. 347 00:22:47,222 --> 00:22:48,307 Kim! 348 00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:52,174 Kim! Kim! 349 00:22:54,347 --> 00:22:56,040 I can't believe she actually fell for it. 350 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,561 She's probably never seen the internet before. 351 00:22:58,561 --> 00:23:00,211 Of course, she fell for it. 352 00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:02,036 Why didn't she realize on the drive over? 353 00:23:02,036 --> 00:23:03,861 Because it's the middle of the night, 354 00:23:03,861 --> 00:23:06,685 even if it was true no fucker would be awake to see it. 355 00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:09,423 Stop worrying, man. 356 00:23:09,423 --> 00:23:11,290 Look, whoever she's gone in there to see 357 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:13,376 will tell her that it's a joke, and that's that. 358 00:23:13,376 --> 00:23:14,549 What's the problem? 359 00:24:02,991 --> 00:24:05,381 I had the chance to say something and I didn't... 360 00:24:05,381 --> 00:24:06,858 She's gonna think I'm a right dick. 361 00:24:06,858 --> 00:24:08,379 It was just a little joke. 362 00:24:08,379 --> 00:24:09,812 She's gonna think it's hilarious. 363 00:24:09,812 --> 00:24:12,810 - Is she though? - Look, even if she doesn't, 364 00:24:13,114 --> 00:24:14,983 what's the worst that can happen? 365 00:24:22,151 --> 00:24:23,237 [whistles] 366 00:24:23,237 --> 00:24:24,410 [silenced gunshot] 367 00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:31,014 Trust me. 368 00:24:31,883 --> 00:24:33,534 Everything's gonna be fine. 369 00:24:34,751 --> 00:24:35,837 [sighs] 370 00:24:35,837 --> 00:24:37,705 Yeah, I guess you're right. 371 00:25:40,615 --> 00:25:41,701 [sighs] 372 00:25:48,391 --> 00:25:49,608 Ian! 373 00:25:50,781 --> 00:25:52,736 Was that you playing silly bollocks downstairs? 374 00:25:54,822 --> 00:25:55,995 Ian! 375 00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:04,858 Ian! 376 00:26:07,768 --> 00:26:08,855 Hello, Jimmy. 377 00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:12,113 Remember me? 378 00:26:15,025 --> 00:26:17,675 Um... 379 00:26:17,675 --> 00:26:19,586 ["Cheer Up London" playing] 380 00:26:19,586 --> 00:26:22,584 ♪ You're dead, already Dead, dead, already-ready ♪ 381 00:26:22,584 --> 00:26:31,142 ♪ Dead, already Dead, dead, already-ready ♪ 382 00:26:31,142 --> 00:26:34,098 ♪ Dead, already, dead ♪ 383 00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:36,400 ♪ Dead ♪ 384 00:26:42,396 --> 00:26:44,481 ♪ Cheer up, London ♪ 385 00:26:47,131 --> 00:26:50,824 Thank you, good night, see ya!